Banta got tired of being the butt of jokes and decided to do his PhD.
While looking out for a unique subject to write his thesis on he saw a
cockroach walking around.
Banta placed the cockroach on the table and cut one of its legs. And he
said to him, "WALK!"The cockroach moves forward.
Then Banta cut its second leg and shouted, "WALK!"The cockroach manages
to move forward.
1.Banta then cut its third leg and commanded, "WALK!" The cockroach
manages to wriggle forward on one leg.
Finally Banta cut its fourth leg and shouted, "WALK !".
The poor cockroach could not move and lay helplessly on the table.
Banta repeated the same experiment with over a thousand cockroaches. And
he found all results matched.
Banta was jubilant, "Now ! My thesis is ready!"
He proceeds to write down the subject: "When All Four Legs of A
Cockroach
DIE-VORCE!
A married couple is driving along a highway doing a steady 40
miles per hour. The wife is behind the wheel.
Her husband suddenly looks across at her and speaks in a clear
voice.
"I know we've been married for twenty years, but I want a
divorce."
The wife says nothing, Keeps looking at the road ahead but slowly
increases her speed to 45 mph.
The husband speaks again. "I don't want you to try and talk me
out of it,"
He says, "because I've been having an affair with your best
friend,
And she's a far better lover than you are." Again the wife stays
quiet,
But grips the steering wheel more tightly and slowly increases
the speed to 55
He pushes his luck. "I want the house," he says insistently..
Up to 60. "I want the car, too," he continues. 65 mph.
"And," he says, "I'll have the bank accounts, all the credit
cards and the boat!"
The car slowly starts veering towards a massive concrete bridge.
This makes him nervous, so he asks her, "Isn't there anything you
want?"
The wife at last replies in a quiet and controlled voice.
"No, I've got everything I need," she says.
"Oh, really," he inquires, "so what have you got?"
Just before they slam into the wall at 65 mph,
The wife turns to him and smiles.
"The airbag."
Moral of the Story:
Women are clever!!!
Don't mess with them!!
Just smile and pass this on to those who need a laugh!
Dear plz read and find what love means to you?
He met her on a party. She was so outstanding, many guys chasing
after her, while he so normal, nobody paid attention to him. At the end
of the party, he invited her to have coffee with him, she was surprised,
but due to being polite, she promised.
They sat in a nice coffee shop, he was too nervous to say
anything, she felt uncomfortable, she thought, please, let me go
home.... suddenly he asked the waiter. "would you please give me some
salt? I'd like to put it in my coffee." Everybody stared at him, so
strange! His face turned red, but still, he put the salt in his coffee
and drank it. She asked him curiously; why you have this hobby? He
replied: "when I was a little boy, I was living near the sea, I like
playing in the sea, I cou! ld feel the taste of the sea, just like the
taste of the salty coffee. Now every time I have the salty coffee, I
always think of my childhood, think of my hometown, I miss my hometown
so much, I miss my parents who are still living there". While saying
that tears filled his eyes. She was deeply touched.
That's his true feeling, from the bottom of his heart. A man who
can tell out his homesickness, he must be a man who loves home, cares
about home, has responsibility of home. Then she also started to speak,
spoke about her faraway hometown, her childhood, her family. That was a
really nice talk, also a beautiful beginning of their story.
They continued to date. She found that actually he was a man who
meets all her demands; he had tolerance, was kind hearted, warm,
careful. He was such a good person but she almost missed him! Thanks to
his salty coffee!
Then the story was just like every beautiful love story , the
princess married to the prince, then they were li! ving the happy
life... And, every time she made coffee for him, she put some salt in
the coffee e, as she knew that's the way he liked it.
After 40 years, he passed away, left her a letter which said:
"My dearest, please forgive me, forgive my whole life lie. This was the
only lie I said to you---the salty coffee. Remember the first time we
dated? I was so nervous at that time, actually I wanted some sugar, but
I said salt It was hard for me to change so I just went ahead.I never
thought that could be the start of our communication! I tried to tell
you the truth many times in my life, but I was too afraid to do that, as
I have promised not to lie to you for anything..
Now I'm dying, I afraid of nothing so I tell you the truth: I
don't like the salty coffee, what a strange bad taste.. But I have had
the salty coffee for my whole life! Since I knew you, I never feel sorry
for anything I do for you. Having you with me is my biggest happiness
for my whole life. If I can live! for the second time, still want to
know you and have you for my whole life,even though I have to drink the
salty coffee again".
Her tears made the letter totally wet.Someday, someone asked
her: what's the taste of salty coffee?
It's sweet. She replied.
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